WARNING: This post may contains segmented jokes, segmented stories, names of people you have never heard before. Anyone is welcomed to read but might not get the moral (if any) of what I'm trying to deliver
This post was inspired by Eky's invitation to a game of DOTA to celebrate the end of Gebeng's bachelorhood. I thought to myself... Wow... this is a new level of geekiness, an online bachelor party, playing DOTA. Then it occurred to me we were geeks even since 9th grade. From Warhammer-the tabletop game.... to Counter Strike.... to Warcraft III... and now to DOTA. I must say we are geeks. People can argue that everyone plays that. I beg to differ... Our social life is centered around these games. The 6 of us hanging out together just to play these games. Have we ever get to be as good as those people in competition? The answer is No. We were shit at these games and we are still shit now. I hope I'm speaking for everyone here :)
Btw I have to ask this... since out of the 6 of us, only 2 singles left. Tongga and I are the only one left who can claim the prize right? Not important...
I remember one of the many conversation we have about this day. Who would get married first out of the 6 of us. Well Agung passed away. but who would have thought that Aris was the first to decide to spend his life with someone. CMIIW He's waiting for Aris Jr as well right? The second one to go was Gebeng. I must say I'm very surprised by this. After the 27th theres only 1 'mere' left who's not married (not mentioning names but you guys know who I'm talking about)... and judging by his facebook status, he's very lonely. hehehehehe
Seriously now guys... What were you thinking? Playing Dota for bachelor party? You guys are such a geek. (this is coming from a person who played dota for graduation party) hehehehe. I remember the first day Gebeng are officially in relationship with the bride-to-be. I gave an idea to the group to have a bachelor party for you :) Details are omitted to protect the individuals implicated in the project. That is the kind of bachelor party you should have. Not Dota... tsk tsk tsk. I think you should watch beauty and the geek to learn more about life outside our geeky and peaceful life. You see, Gebeng need some experience, otherwise can you imagine whats going to happen in the first night? It will be hilarious if you ask me. As Aris put it "Harus diabadikan nich malam pertamanya Gebeng"
Theres an javanese poem about this the title is malam pertama "Malam Pertama kok malu-malu, Malam kedua matikan lampu, Malam ketiga nda boleh tau". But knowing Gebeng... I dont think on his first night he'll be shy. There are definitely some leather and whip involves on his first night. Am I right? In this sense he's not too Geeky... more of a mental than a geek. Then again... his choice and I hope the girl enjoys it.
To close this... I on behalf of THE group welcomes Ms. Yayah to the group So the G6 have now become a G7 (minus 1 plus 2). I hope she wont be so judgmental towards me. and Dont worry just because you have a wife doesnt mean that Aris, Eky and I will stop bullying you. The bullying will continue for a long time in the future. :)
kok comment gw ilang??
ReplyDeleteWell mate... It's only you and me left then, what should we do about it?I say, who cares. I dare this loneliness then, and i will win. Cause i believe, everything will be beautiful when the time comes. (but when???hahahahaha...)
ReplyDeleteYea...You got it right rie. Even when they have kids, the bullying will going on and on and on...hahahahaha...
coba lagi ki...
ReplyDeleteWakakakak ga mungkin ilang... orang commentnya ga gw moderate kok... nulis apa aja pasti langsung muncul...
ReplyDelete@tongga Tenang tong, khan ada Jessica Natalie? harusnya ga kesepian dong... hahahahhhaa
thx for your informative speech ari
ReplyDeleteg tau nih harus mulai dr mana. well, im maybe mental, but not lonely :P
trus apa salahny bachelor main dota? yg penting kan ngumpulny, buli2ny, bantai2ny, maki2an ny, classic2 moment ny. gw yakin itu lebih penting dr acara bachelor yg lo susun :)
Agreed beng... tapi jangan salah acara bachelor yang gw susun juga banyak classic momentnya :) contoh:
ReplyDelete- Seseorang ngeruel di pojok mobil dan berkata "ah eh... oh... eh... ih... oh... ah...
- "Hah? Brisik ga?"
- Gw dan aris dilempar sendal... hahahahahaha
Dan banyak hal yang kayaknya ga layak ditulis disini... Sama aja... in the end of the day its not what you do thats important its who you are spending it with? bener ga?
Eh udah tanggal 27 yach.... selamat menempuh hidup baru beng... kabarin kalau udah gituan :)
jadi..
ReplyDeletepertanyaannya???
KAPAN RI???
Kapan apa nich? Kapan nge-dota atau kapan gituan? hahahahhaahaha kalo nge-dota harus tunggu dulu gw mau cari gamenya... ilang soalnya... kalo gituan yach nunggu gw nikah laaah... kapan nikahnya? paling si Tongga duluan... jadinya gw menang prizenya hahahahahahha
ReplyDeleteYaaah pacar aja ga ga ada bil... masih lama lah pokoknya... gw belum nyerah kok... ntar kalo udah nyerah khan tinggal minta jodohin ama nyokap (lho kok jadi curcol) hahahahahha
Sorry telat commentnya,
ReplyDeletegw ga bisa bales comment di HP..
baru inget pas ari ngasih tau eky romantis,
jadi inget blog yg ini belum gw comment..
Hahahhahaa...
Mata gw berkaca2 baca bagian pertama,, miss u all my friends.. :)
maybe the first night for gebeng is a disaster, but dont under estimate him.. In the 9th day maybe he will mastering all the kinky technique above all human being imagination.. Hahahahhahahha...
Imagine by yourself..
Btw its true gebeng, dont be happy after merried the bullying will stop.. It will continue for a long long time.
quote;
"trus apa salahny bachelor main dota? yg penting kan ngumpulny, buli2ny, bantai2ny, maki2an ny, classic2 moment ny. gw yakin itu lebih penting dr acara bachelor yg lo susun :)"
terngiang di kepala gw gaya bicara daru ngomong kaya gini.. GA BERUBAH..
end of all..
Happy Newly Weds yah Beng..
saya ingin melaporkan langsung dari TKP bahwa pernikahan telah lancar dilaksanakan tanpa ada gangguan sedikit pun.
ReplyDeletepernikahan yang sederhana ini sangat khidmat. pengalaman pribadi saya terharu saat gebeng mengucapkan akad nikah dan para saksi mengucapkan sah. bulu kuduk gw lgsg merinding.
akhirnya si manusia ribet telah resmi menjadi LAKI-LAKI sejati
anak al ikhlas yang dateng yang gw tau niki ama pat kay.
TONGGA GAK DATENG!!!!!!!! mungkin dia lagi tersesat dalam sepi
anonymous ni siapa sih?? JUNKER??
Anonymous sapa sich? Aris? Kayaknya Aris dech... aahahhahahahahaha Atau sapakah gerangan?
ReplyDeleteTerima kasih laporannya pak Eky... ternyata benar dia tersesat dalam sepi... seperti yang terlihat pada status facebooknya makannya telat sampai ke tempat akadnya hahahahahaha
Wow... Pat Kay dateng? orang yang ada masalah ama gebeng aja dateng... kok yang senasib sepenanggungan dalam kemere2an bisa tidak dateng? Tidak habis pikir gw...Manusia super ribet ntar anaknya ribet juga ga yach?
hahahahahahahaha anyway congrats... btw ntar kalo dimasa depan Tongga mati gw ga mau dateng... abis temen deket kawinan ada di kodepos yang sama ga dateng... mengecewakan...
Maafkan saya bapak2...Bukan maksud hati untuk tidak dateng, tapi kerjaan yang tak kunjung selesai. Alhasil menghilang lah saya dalam keabsahan, hihihi... Sorry banget ya guys! Klo gue mati elo pada2 engga dateng juga engga apa2, gue juga bakalan maklum ko... Lagian dimana2 yang namanya mati ya sendirian, masa mau rame2, hahahaha... Once more, sorry...
ReplyDeleteselamat yy daru...huaaaa,, barcelor party with dota..??
ReplyDeleteberhubung gw cwe yy,,tenang klo barcelor party maen DOTA.. hihihiiii..
daru, klo mau share bagaimana program daru.Jr.. konsul ke gw ajaa.. hihiiii tapi bayar lohh..
Bachelor party memang tidak harus berbau sexual... tapi harus sesuatu yang dia biasa lakukan tapi tak bisa dilakukan lagi dengan bebas kalo udah bersama. Dan Dota itu menurut gw valid... Contoh konkrit adalah Billy dan Amilia... hehehehehehe
ReplyDeleteTongga jangan apologetic gitu dong... bilang sama daru permintaan maafnya. Atau masih on the verge of breaking down?
halah alesan kerjaan sok kesibukan kayak presiden. orang lagi long weekend kok, pagi ditelepon katanya siang mau dateng!! jangan alesan!!
ReplyDeleteDaru sekali lagi congrats yaa!! kok gak sharing cerita post malam pengantin sih... Loe berhasil bikin jempol Yayah kejang2 gak? kalo berhasil ya alhamdulillah...
ReplyDeletesaya dan eki minta petunjuk2 dan trik2nya yaa... yg bisa bikin ledes2 lah pokoknya!
Pokoknya mudah2an Daru dan Yayah selalu bahagia sampai akhir hayat yaaa.. amin!
@Ari: 'in the end of the day its not what you do thats important its who you are spending it with? bener ga?'
ReplyDeletebener! tp bukan brarti lo bisa nyulik gw seminggu! mending sama bini lah! dodol
@Anonymous: 'maybe the first night for gebeng is a disaster, but dont under estimate him.. In the 9th day maybe he will mastering all the kinky technique above all human being imagination.. Hahahahhahahha...'
ooh pleaseeee, by saying the 9th day, u r already under estimate me. big time!
btw ini siapa sih?
@Frida: yakin lo b2 mau minta hint2 dr gw?!?!?! nanti lo d bilang sm ari mental jg loh
@All: thx all for ur wishes :)